Year One • 2026 Season
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Twelve managers. One dynasty league. Bad trades, permanent receipts, and a commissioner-approved publication dedicated to documenting all of it.
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Week 5: The Undefeated Are Dead
Kyle takes the crown, and both 4–0 teams finally fall.
Issue No. 7 • Week 5 Recap
The Undefeated Are Dead
Kyle drops 188.90 to end Jason's perfect season. Levi takes down David with a quarterback warehouse. Guy scores 85.
Read the Week 5 recap →League Office
By the Numbers
12
Franchises
All equally confident. Most statistically wrong.
264
Startup Picks
Twenty-two rounds of permanent decisions.
1:01.9
Combine Record
Stephen's suspiciously dominant winning time.
3
DNS
Levi, Donald and Jason chose life.
Franchises
Meet the League
Draft Slot 1
Stephen
Chase's Brown Penix
Draft Slot 2
David
4th & 9ers
Draft Slot 3
Brad
Obi-Jan Kenobi
Draft Slot 4
Kyle
Team Kyle
Draft Slot 5
Donald
Team Donald
Draft Slot 6
Chris
Team Chris
Draft Slot 7
George
Team George
Draft Slot 8
Carl
Talk Purdy To Me
Draft Slot 9
Jesse
Team Jesse
Draft Slot 10
Jason
Team Jason
Draft Slot 11
Levi
Team Levi
Draft Slot 12
Guy
Team Guy
Preseason
Power Rankings
1
Stephen
Chase's Brown Penix
Preseason
2
Donald
Team Donald
Preseason
3
David
4th & 9ers
Preseason
4
Carl
Talk Purdy To Me
Preseason
5
Levi
Team Levi
Preseason
6
Brad
Obi-Jan Kenobi
Preseason