
Year One • 2026 Season
The Sunday
Syndicate
Twelve managers. One dynasty league. Bad trades, permanent receipts, and a commissioner-approved publication dedicated to documenting all of it.
Latest Issue
The Inaugural Draft Roast
264 startup picks and enough questionable decisions to supply content for the next decade.

Issue No. 1
Combine + Startup Draft Special
Stephen dominated the combine. Three managers didn't participate. Then everyone made permanent dynasty decisions.
Opening Week Manifesto
Football Is Back
FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY.
Tell the wives we love them. Tell the kids we’ll see them in February. RedZone is back, Sunday plans are cancelled, and twelve grown men are about to become emotionally dependent on strangers with hamstring injuries.
Get Hyped
League Office
By the Numbers
12
Franchises
All equally confident. Most statistically wrong.
264
Startup Picks
Twenty-two rounds of permanent decisions.
1:01.9
Combine Record
Stephen's suspiciously dominant winning time.
3
DNS
Levi, Donald and Jason chose life.
Franchises
Meet the League

Draft Slot 1
Stephen
Chase's Brown Penix

Draft Slot 2
David
4th & 9ers

Draft Slot 3
Brad
Obi-Jan Kenobi

Draft Slot 4
Kyle
Team Kyle

Draft Slot 5
Donald
Team Donald

Draft Slot 6
Chris
Team Chris

Draft Slot 7
George
Team George

Draft Slot 8
Carl
Talk Purdy To Me

Draft Slot 9
Jesse
Team Jesse

Draft Slot 10
Jason
Team Jason

Draft Slot 11
Levi
Team Levi

Draft Slot 12
Guy
Team Guy
Preseason
Power Rankings
1
Stephen
Chase's Brown Penix
Preseason
2
Donald
Team Donald
Preseason
3
David
4th & 9ers
Preseason
4
Carl
Talk Purdy To Me
Preseason
5
Levi
Team Levi
Preseason
6
Brad
Obi-Jan Kenobi
Preseason